my-sexytardis:

do you ever just randomly remember that Harry Potter is finished and there’s no more books or movies and you just

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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

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dracospanties:

dracospanties:

i’m writing about hitler invading czechoslovakia for history

and at the bottom i added

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i’m hilarious. love me.

how a history pun ruined my life

a book by me

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slutwhat:

am i the only one who doesn’t understand how people in movies can stay home and wear shoes and like sit on there bed and have shoes on and go eat food and have shoes on and brush their teeth with shoes on like wot r u doin

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tsuizui:

‘like: you’re really nice!!!

dislike: we never talk :(((‘

will be written on my gravestone 

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one time a boy liked me just kidding

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